I do think its a little simple and relies too heavily on your opponents having creatures, but at the end of the day if they dont have any creatures to goad, youre going to be connecting with your dragons anyway, so who cares
It wont use the stack since its a replacement effect, and your opponent wont have a chance to interact with your creature before you give it haste or a +1/+1 counter
Unique Artwork and Variants: Many Japanese releases feature exclusive artwork, special promotional versions, and regional variants that never appear in English or other language editions
The shrine took on a life and kami powers of its own
The loser of a game chooses a card from the winners deck to get banned from the tournament
Like, it might be funny once or twice, but hes been saying this stuff all week